Monday, May 06, 2013

Little Boy and Pillowfart: Pt II

Pillowfart was sitting on the sofa in the living room, reading his big science books. Little Boy walked in and pointed at Pillowfart.
"You have gum stuck on your shoes," Little Boy said.
Pillowfart set his book down and bent over to look at his feet and realized he wasn't wearing any shoes. He looked back up to see Little Boy smiling big.
"The score's tied," Little Boy said. "One to one."
Pillowfart pounded the arm of the sofa, "dammit!"